gibby: you wanna go to target!?
me: yeah! lets go soon
gibby: …are you clean?
me: um… yes?

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

(via faggotarian)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via augustdaisies)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

And I don’t think they’re getting to it in History of Magic. “If you think Voldemort’s evil…this fuckin’ guy.” - Kumail Nanjiani (x)

(via mulaneysbutt)

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

(via coldstoneslover)

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via tay-schlling)

midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image

(via patronsaintofhomo)

bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

(via my-senpai-aradia)

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

(via thesunburstscloudsbreak)

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(via thesunburstscloudsbreak)

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