what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work



what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs


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i wont let this video die

nobody should

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your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

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*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

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i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

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me trying to be romantic

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oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

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