jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

(via haaaaynaaaay)

jackbarakatsleftnipple:

if you are wearing a shirt for a band i like, we are automatically friends, u have no option, u cannot hide

(via time-traps-us)

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

image

(via adirtyshisno)

africant:

he tried to be slick smh.

africant:

he tried to be slick smh.

(via pterodactyled)

quickweaves:

cozyqueen:

somebody posted that post on twitter and the dude seen it and was rlly happy :)

:’)

(via pterodactyled)

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via pterodactyled)

ladyleigh89:

Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male

(via tendads)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via yongmuney)

  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
all things funny, weird, and POPCORN. I like popcorn, cheesecake, fish, french, John Mulaney, SA Spurs, Tom Hiddleston, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Community, pretty Little liars, Grey's anatomy, glee, modern family, new girl, shameless, gossip girl, family guy, american dad, robot chicked, harry potter, mortal kombat, dragon ball-z, high fashion, how i met your mother, sewing, being mean, ian harding, tom hiddleston, SUITS, gabriel macht, patrick j adams, SNL, tina fey, 30 rock, amy poehler, parks and rec, office, switched at birth, hoarders, anything and everything. CONAN, NO ONIONS, NO MAYO, hold the spicy stuff. hand me the napkins. disney pixar. indie movies. i like ALL music and yes i mean country and rap and metal too :D

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