when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class


(via orgasmic-humor)



textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

(via time-traps-us)


Drivers these days.

(via lampsarepeopletoo)


excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(via wisped)


my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(via thepurplellama)


tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via bgib)

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously



  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week


(via capallywinchester)


are these fall out boy songs


are these fall out boy songs

(via khaleeesi-daenerys)

all things funny, weird, and POPCORN. I like popcorn, cheesecake, fish, french, John Mulaney, SA Spurs, Tom Hiddleston, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Community, pretty Little liars, Grey's anatomy, glee, modern family, new girl, shameless, gossip girl, family guy, american dad, robot chicked, harry potter, mortal kombat, dragon ball-z, high fashion, how i met your mother, sewing, being mean, ian harding, tom hiddleston, SUITS, gabriel macht, patrick j adams, SNL, tina fey, 30 rock, amy poehler, parks and rec, office, switched at birth, hoarders, anything and everything. CONAN, NO ONIONS, NO MAYO, hold the spicy stuff. hand me the napkins. disney pixar. indie movies. i like ALL music and yes i mean country and rap and metal too :D

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